A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father
"Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this"
"Dad, you don’t mean-"
"Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*
"Dad… I’m honoured…", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.
"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I’m dad".
stop these posts
Hey again folks. I just noticed I lost a couple of followers - normally I don’t stress too much but it looks like it’s actually a couple of my favorite blogs, mutual follows, and people who actively reblog from me regularly. I think it has something to do with this post. Which, I don’t know. Maybe it doesn’t read as witty as I thought it did? I thought it was hilarious that the post was literally a woman overreacting to a man overreacting to something as a way of proving that men overreact to things more than women do. It was funny to me because it kinda proves the thing it was trying to unprove. So I put an exclamation point on it. I do apologize if it looked like it was just machismo. I thought it was funny. I love irony, you know. Sorry, guys. COME BACK TO MEEEE
(PS If it’s not you guys, I kinda see where I jumped to that conclusion maybe a little hastily - You don’t appear on my followers list, but now I’m seeing that some blogs are on there twice so maybe it’s just resorting when i click page to page on my list.)
My top 5 most anticipated films of November and December are:
(5) Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
(4) Thor: The Dark World
(2) The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
(1) The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
I am an admitted Tolkien fanboy (hardcore mode), but Spike Jonze and Ben Stiller are beating right on that door.
Sorry, Hunger Games. I might rent you.